Woman sues Victorias Secret for malfunctioning thonga Los Angeles woman claims she was injured by her Victoria's Secret thong, prompting her to sue the underwear manufacturer.
The plaintiff in the case, Macrida Patterson, 52, attributed the May 2007 injury to a Victoria's Secret "low-rise v-string," according to a court document posted on The Smoking Gun.
Patterson's lawyer told The Smoking Gun that a "design problem" caused a decorative metallic piece on the underwear to fly up and hit Patterson in the eye while she was putting the underwear on.
Patterson's product liability lawsuit was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court last week.
The Smoking Gun reported that, prior to the lawsuit, officials from Victoria's Secret had asked to see the offending underwear but were refused by Patterson's lawyer.
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what the??????
we have made up our minds! ...we are suing newspapers for using bad-quality paper which makes our hands dirty!!!! ...HOW DARE THEY!...furthermore, the rest of the complaint will be filed when it rains ... because wet newspapers are even more dirty and icky
We will also sue toothpick companies because the wood they use irritates us :s and the sharp edges are bound to hurt people (national health risk)
(V. VS the Newspaper & toothpick Industry ..it'll become a precedent we'll tell ya that!)
we'll ask ...*have lawyers check out the paperwork* ... 10 million dollars in damage claims (pain and suffering & water bills (for the dirty hands) for the past couple of years)
